"So what else is new!" replied Eric sarcastically yawning a little, "As I see it, we're in it pretty deep guys! Not only are we hunted by the Yarfellians, caged by the Wood Elves, and we got an Orc army on the way! But we have to rely on The Moody Mystic and her friends to save us! Simply put, we are not having a good day!""I could be wrong, Eric," yawned Presto a little, "But I think that's the understatement of the year!"
"That goes double for me, Presto!" said Terri dreamily.
"Say, why do you think they call these things the Trees of Woe anyway?" inquired Diana curiously.
"That's an easy one!" replied Eric evenly, "It's because we're WOEFULLY in trouble, we've been WOEFULLY on the run, and now we are WOEFULLY imprisoned! That was simple! Does anybody have a better question they would like to ask?"