"I don't care WHO you are, woman, you ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!" Echlar snapped, grabbing War Scribe by the nape of the neck and marching her towards the door. She seemed insane enough to be looking forward to oblivion, trying to goad him into blasting her to pieces. Therefore, he flat out refused to do it, just to annoy her."GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!!!" screeched War Scribe angrily. "I WILL LEAVE HERE WITH MY BOOK--AND MY BIG SISTER! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING TO LEAVE HER TO THE MERCY OF A QUACK LIKE YOU!"
"Now take your book and get out of here!" Echlar instructed, resisting the urge to plant his shoe firmly in her backside. "Guards! Escort this woman out of the castle, or to the dungeon if she gives you any trouble. Just get her out of my quarters before I decide to grant her wish after all!"
As the guards entered the room and seized the reluctant War Scribe, the Drow Chronicler looked up at the two men who held her and said seductively, "Well, well, well, what do we have here!?! Two strong, strapling young men!?! This could be fun! So, what do you boys like to do for a good time?"
Looking at each other in disbelief, the two bewildered guards dragged War Scribe off as the doors closed behind them! However, not more than half a minute passed when the Wizard Echlar turned around to find War Scribe sitting on a table with her book in hand.
"You know, Mr. Wizard," said the Drow Chronicler with an innocent smile, "It was nice of you to sic your pet pandas on me, but I've really got to get Zak out of here! She needs a real doctor, not a witch doctor like you! And I know just the guy who she needs to see."
Jumping off the table, War Scribe promptly walked over to Zak's cot, grabbed the edge of it and flipped it over roughly dumping the helpless Lorekeeper onto the floor.
"Rise and shine, Zak!" declared the Dark Elf Chronicler triumphantly, "We've got a job to do! You need some real medical attention, while I've got some history to record! So let's make like sheep and get the flock out of here!"
