"Designer sportswear shop!?!" laughed Sterling almost hysterically as they were riding along, "Heidi, the closest you will ever get to a sportswear shop will either be an armorer or a seamstress! But if you want to go shopping in Yarfell, you're going to be accompanied by at least four of my men!"
The Dark Elf cut her off before she could protest, "Whenever we sign a contract to defend or attack someone, we always try to take it easy on our hosts! While we may not succeed, we always try to keep the fighting, philandering, and drunkeness that my men sometimes engage in to a minimum by having them travel in large groups! Think of it as the buddy system--if one of you guys gets thrown in jail, you get thrown in jail together, and if one of you guys get into trouble, you get in trouble together! Any objections?"
