"Hey you, Golden Girl," mentioned War Scribe from her perch high above Taraine and Alexia. "I'm about to write my next paragraph in The Chronicle of The Swamp War and I was wondering if you could tell me what you think about it? Try this one on for size:
"Meanwhile, back in the grotto, Taraine was building a fire to keep Alexia warm. However unbeknownst to both women a wounded Skull Splitter with her arm in a makeshift sling had silently slipped past the adventurers who were engaged in a fight with their evil opposites and entered the grotto! Sneaking up behind the new comer Taraine, the Drow assasin delievered a Savate thrust kick to back of her head, sending the foolish blonde sprawling to the ground and crashing into the jagged rocks of unconsciousness!"
"Well, what do you think, Taraine?" smiled the Dark Elf Chronicler musingly. "I hope its not too overly dramatic or anything like that! I just want it to be a fair assessment of what's about to happen to you, that's all! Care to give your opinion?"